Nicholas B.
Incredible shorts! God is always good!
Cecilia W.
I have been wearing these everywhere, super comfy and good pockets. It’s important to me that everyone knows I have the Lord’s protection — nobody has tried to kill me since I got them.
Kristine M.
Great quality! Fast shipping!
Sophia W.
I luv the shorts they r so fucken cute <3 thank U!!!!!
Annalise, A.
feel so close to christ in these shorts
Katie H.
On goddington <3 will buy again and again…!
Gregg H.
I don’t have a photo of me wearing them, because my wife refuses to take a photo of me in them. These shirts have given me the confidence of a very hot person without actually having to be one. These shorts are a perfect reminder that we’re immortal. ❤️
Lauren M.
absolutely love them. New team uniform
George K.
my girlfriend luvd em
Thomas S.
So glad to finally have a garment to convey to my friends & neighbors the futility of immortality!
Lauren C.
Absolutely love my new shorts can’t wait to wear them to church this sunday
Jenna Y.
feeling divinely protected in my shorts
Julia P.
Love shaking my BOOTY in these shorts, God is GOOD!
Lacey G.
Perfect shorts and Kyle was really helpful re: delivery questions
Emilie L.
Literally transcendent
Emilie L.
Love them. Perfection
Kaitlin C.
I got a 3XL and I’m over 300 pounds and at 5’7” (typically wear a US 24). The material of these shorts is really great! They do ride up on my thighs in the front but aren’t restricting like other shorts I own. I’m fat with a big butt and I still feel confident I could wear these in public because they do not ride up in the back. I plan to mostly use them as lounge shorts or for a beach coverup. Would recommend them to any plus size person wanting everyone to know how God feels about them. Also having pockets is a godsend.
Punky
im obsessed with these shorts. they have a nice cut and a loose fit for a big booty god fearing gal like myself. i get compliments every time i go out in them, and i feel the divine presence too. sure, my body will one day stop breathing. but how right is it that truly, god won't let me die?
Amy
These are so funny and good I had to get them. Will be wearing them all summer!
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