GOD WON'T LET ME DIE SHORTS

Name: GOD WON'T LET ME DIE SHORTS
Rating: 5.0 (21 reviews)

Regular price: $45.00
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Remember: God is always on your side.

Submit to a higher power and let His protection be with you always.

These shorts have an elastic waistband, a white drawstring for an adjustable fit, mesh side pockets, and a 2.5" inseam. Trimmed with black stitching.

Nicholas B.

Incredible shorts! God is always good!

Cecilia W.

I have been wearing these everywhere, super comfy and good pockets. It’s important to me that everyone knows I have the Lord’s protection — nobody has tried to kill me since I got them.

Kristine M.

Great quality! Fast shipping!

Sophia W.

I luv the shorts they r so fucken cute <3 thank U!!!!!

Annalise, A.

feel so close to christ in these shorts

Katie H.

On goddington <3 will buy again and again…!

Gregg H.

I don’t have a photo of me wearing them, because my wife refuses to take a photo of me in them. These shirts have given me the confidence of a very hot person without actually having to be one. These shorts are a perfect reminder that we’re immortal. ❤️

Lauren M.

absolutely love them. New team uniform

George K.

my girlfriend luvd em

Thomas S.

So glad to finally have a garment to convey to my friends & neighbors the futility of immortality!

Lauren C.

Absolutely love my new shorts can’t wait to wear them to church this sunday

Jenna Y.

feeling divinely protected in my shorts

Julia P.

Love shaking my BOOTY in these shorts, God is GOOD!

Lacey G.

Perfect shorts and Kyle was really helpful re: delivery questions

Emilie L.

Literally transcendent

Emilie L.

Love them. Perfection

Rickert, C.

Elena B.

<3 <3

Kaitlin C.

I got a 3XL and I’m over 300 pounds and at 5’7” (typically wear a US 24). The material of these shorts is really great! They do ride up on my thighs in the front but aren’t restricting like other shorts I own. I’m fat with a big butt and I still feel confident I could wear these in public because they do not ride up in the back. I plan to mostly use them as lounge shorts or for a beach coverup. Would recommend them to any plus size person wanting everyone to know how God feels about them. Also having pockets is a godsend.

Punky

im obsessed with these shorts. they have a nice cut and a loose fit for a big booty god fearing gal like myself. i get compliments every time i go out in them, and i feel the divine presence too. sure, my body will one day stop breathing. but how right is it that truly, god won't let me die?

Amy

These are so funny and good I had to get them. Will be wearing them all summer!