GOD WON'T LET ME DIE SHORTS

absolutely love them. New team uniform

my girlfriend luvd em

So glad to finally have a garment to convey to my friends & neighbors the futility of immortality!

Absolutely love my new shorts can’t wait to wear them to church this sunday

feeling divinely protected in my shorts

Love shaking my BOOTY in these shorts, God is GOOD!

Perfect shorts and Kyle was really helpful re: delivery questions

Literally transcendent

Love them. Perfection

<3 <3

I got a 3XL and I’m over 300 pounds and at 5’7” (typically wear a US 24). The material of these shorts is really great! They do ride up on my thighs in the front but aren’t restricting like other shorts I own. I’m fat with a big butt and I still feel confident I could wear these in public because they do not ride up in the back. I plan to mostly use them as lounge shorts or for a beach coverup. Would recommend them to any plus size person wanting everyone to know how God feels about them. Also having pockets is a godsend.

im obsessed with these shorts. they have a nice cut and a loose fit for a big booty god fearing gal like myself. i get compliments every time i go out in them, and i feel the divine presence too. sure, my body will one day stop breathing. but how right is it that truly, god won't let me die?

These are so funny and good I had to get them. Will be wearing them all summer!