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ADAM & EVE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO NOT READ THE APPLE TERMS & CONDITIONS, on a St. Mark's Anglican Church sign.

Tweet: americans call autumn 'the fall' because their nation most clearly demonstrates the consequences of original sin

Angel: Do not be afraid. Me: *hyperventilating* Angel: What did I literally just say. A biblically accurate angel with a giant eye beside a little girl screaming and crying.

Dude! Don't make me have to finish your rosary for you every...single...night, over a weeping angel statue slumped over a tombstone.

Tweet: instead of playing Animal Crossing you should be thinking about a man who tended animals and was nailed to a cross our friend Jesus Christ

Animorphs book cover parody: They thought he was dead... They were wrong... A rabbit morphs step by step into a Sacred Heart Jesus.

Text: is this noah? / wrong number sorry / noah please / please let me on the ark / please / it's me, followed by a photo of an anteater. Reply: wrong number man

Border agent: Anything to declare? Driver: I believe in one God, the Father, Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ...

The archangel Michael appearing in your room at 3am informing you of some holy war that you're now apparently a part of, but your ass work at Wendy's and gotta' be up in 4 hours: a startled puppet in pajamas sitting up in bed.

Are You My Brother In Christ? by P.D. Eastman. A parody of the Are You My Mother? children's book cover with the little bird standing on a dog's head.

Jesus praying in Gethsemane: Are you there, Dad? Second panel: It's me, you.

Lenten candy hearts reading: Time for Mass, Let's give alms, Ash, Repent, You are dust, 2 dust u shall return, Xtra devotion, Let's fast, memento mori.

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Me asking for forgiveness for the same sin for the 491st time, over a medieval fresco of Jesus raising his fist at a startled man.

How I look asking God for frivolous and worldly gifts. My dog who doesn't understand he's begging for boiling water that's on the stove, over a wide-eyed little dog staring up hopefully.

An astronaut in space holds a sign: I SEE NO GOD UP HERE. Facebook comment: Take off your helmet then you'll see

Just donated to an atheist charity. Hope they find a cure, over a deep-fried picture of Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales wearing jeans.

Rapture Chair, $700: We're atheists, but our son was a believer. This was the chair he was sitting in when he was raptured. Selling it because it no longer matches our home decor. Price firm. A worn leather recliner listing.

Atheists when they sneeze and you don't say peer reviewed studies bless you. Over a TikTok still of a disappointed man in headphones and glasses.

Atheists when they hear Soul music, over a man in a hat covering his ears and grimacing.

Biblical Creatures. God: Capricorn. Satan: Sagittarius. Antichrist: Aquarius. Angels: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces. Demons: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio.

Be Not Afraid. Sir, this is the scariest moment of my life. A pencil drawing of a man facing a biblically accurate angel made of wings and eyes.

Biblically accurate angel with many wings and eyes: Be Not Afraid. Man watching: he doesn't look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman

Tweet: Biblically accurate clippy, with the Microsoft Office assistant drawn as spinning rings with eyeballs over a sheet of paper, like a biblically accurate angel.

Normal Christian music: Bill Clinton looks bored beside a gospel singer. Gregorian chants: Bill Clinton grins next to Ariana Grande singing.

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Reddit: A Swedish Black Metal band studied Catholicism so intensely for more efficient blasphemy that they wound up converting to Catholicism

Uh oh! Bob the Tomato caught you SINNING! Over a close-up of an angry-looking Bob the Tomato from VeggieTales.

BREAKING NEWS: God Admits Some of it is CGI. Inset quote from a painting of God holding a globe: "Lol do you realize how much it would cost to do all of that practically"

Tweet: By age 33 you should have 12 friends...one of whom will betray you.

Select all squares with fire hydrants. If there are none, click skip. A reCAPTCHA grid showing a crucifix with Jesus on the cross.

Sister Felicity Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Indifference, sends you blessings on this day. A white cat peers out a window with a sheer curtain draped over its head like a nun's veil.

Tweet: catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy

Catholics be like: time for my sacrificial meal of penance. A heaping seafood platter of fried fish, shrimp, clam strips and hush puppies.

Monday-Saturday: BABE PLEASE Sing with me. Oh... umm... I don't know how to sing... heh heh... Sunday: Angels we have heard on high, sweetly singing o'er the plains... Gloria, in excelsis Deo! The bearded Chad in a church belting the hymn.

Me checking if everyone's vibing with the 13th century hymn I put on. A cheetah in the passenger seat of a car turns to stare at the camera.

Me trying to monitor the thing I "left in God's hands". hey, it's me again just checking up on the status, over DJ Khaled peeking around a door.

Ticket inspector: Why do you have a child ticket? Passenger: Because I'm a child of God.

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Me: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest: yes. Me: and he rose from the grave. Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no

Christian roulette. 1. Open the Bible in a random page. 2. Follow exactly what is written. 3. The last one to go to jail wins. Under a crucifix standing in for the letter T.

American Christians experiencing the smallest amount of persecution: I am a victim of a hate crime. Michael Scott from The Office staring grimly.

the baptisms at this place must be wild. A white church with a steeple right next to towering water slides at night.

Church sign at Prescott Baptist Church: GOD KNOWS WHO TOOK THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER OFF OUR CHURCH VAN. PRAYING FOR U

"DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE" -GOD, on the Chamberlayne Heights United Methodist Church sign.

Church sign at Changepoint Church: GOD WANTS SOUL CUSTODY NOT WEEKEND VISITATION. EVERY SUNDAY 11AM

Church sign at Zion Lutheran Church: THE TOMB IS EMPTY. JESUS IS ON THE LOOSE. SUN 10AM WED 6:45PM. JOIN OUR PARTY

Church sign: Think you've screwed up more than God can forgive? Trust us, friend, you're not that powerful.

When your sins are just too much. A bowl of communion wafers with wine poured in like cereal and milk. Tweet: My mans is eating Communion Toast Crunch

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, over a priest's hands elevating a Communion host.

You guys need anything? The Father? The Son? Holy Spirit? Over Amy Poehler as the cool mom in Mean Girls leaning through the doorway.

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he's being ironic. he's not even sincere. he thinks he's subversive. he's doing it ironically. it's just a trend. post-irony? ok lol. Speech bubbles over a painting of Roman soldiers nailing Jesus to the cross.

Tweet: i'm gonna start cussing ppl out but with some biblical ass shit like i hope ur crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat ur mustard seeds

Facebook post: Tricking my 3 year old into thinking I got raptured. Photo of an empty armchair with a shirt and pants laid out on it, plus a bottle of liquor and a pack of cigarettes.

Tweet: when dante visited hell it was pre industrialization. there's gotta be like 800 levels by now

People be like "I'm spiritual." I be like "Demons spiritual too, be more specific." Over a photo of a woman resting her chin on her hand with a skeptical smile.

DiGiorno. It's not delivery. It's the Son of God. Rising Christ. A fake pizza box with Jesus rising out of a pizza, arms outstretched.

Tweet: you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

DO YOU FOLLOW JESUS THIS CLOSELY? A bumper sticker on a dented, rear-ended car, with a hole punched right through the middle of it.

Tweet: Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon

me: forgets to pause the gregorian chant before leaving. my dog when i arrive home: an icon-style drawing of a greyhound standing in front of a gold halo.

An Uno card reading Dont mention Jesus OR draw 500, next to musician Nick Cave holding a huge fan of cards.

"Drake?" "What?" "Where's the body of Christ?" Josh from Drake & Josh dressed as a Roman soldier beside the empty tomb.

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Here's your order, than- MARY AND THE INFANT JESUS? A drive-thru worker spots an icon of Mary and baby Jesus in the car and lunges out the window with hearts around his head.

Jesus: You shall eat my flesh and drink my blood to inherit eternal life. Crowd: Metaphorically, right? Anakin and Padme meme with the crowd's smile fading.

GOD SAYS IF I EAT THIS, I'LL DIE. The snake: Independent fact checkers have proven this to be false. Over a Renaissance painting of Eve holding the apple.

Eve: But God said if I eat it, I'll die... Serpent: Nuh uh. A painting of Eve face to face with the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Forgive me Father, for I have synthed. Over a vintage photo of a nun in headphones playing a modular synthesizer.

Getting Stoned at Church, John 8:1-11. A pastor preaches at a clear podium in front of a projector screen showing the sermon title.

A Church Built a Massive Baby Jesus Statue That Looks Exactly Like Phil Collins. Headline from Relevant, with the giant baby Jesus statue next to a photo of Phil Collins.

"we have guests, go get the fancy cups" over two plastic VeggieTales kids' mugs featuring Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and friends.

"Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest." God: over an illustration of Noah's ark floating as people drown in the flood.

Satire headline: God Responds to Prayer From Person Alive in the 1200s With "Oops! Just Saw This!" HEAVEN: After over 810 years, God responded to medieval peasant Millicent Gascoigne's prayer, over a painting of God the Father.

God: Best I can do is whatever is most spiritually beneficial for you. Over Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars making his lowball offer face.

[GOD CREATING DUCKS] Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo. Over a photo of a quacking mallard duck.

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Tweet: God explaining to Adam why they got kicked out from Eden: quoting a tweet that says "She ate" with a link preview to Apple, apple.com.

God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns, over a photo of a man in full clown makeup and a red wig.

Two books side by side on a shelf: Joyce Meyer's God Is Not Mad at You next to He's Just Not That Into You, so the titles read together.

"I don't need to read the Bible, God knows my heart" The Bible: "the heart is deceitful above all things" A crowd reacts in shock around a person whose face is a Holy Bible.

It seems like God is too far away from me. I can't see anything. He is too far away. Comic of a man pressing his telescope right into the robe of a giant Jesus standing next to him.

Church sign: God sent the first valentine with 2 boards & 3 nails. A Salem Stone United Church of Christ marquee sign flanked by American flags.

Meteorologists: What's the weather going to be like today? God: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy. Over the news clip of a smug kid talking into a Fox 5 microphone.

Tweet from God (@TheTweetOfGod): Next time no people.

Love & Dating

Tweet: Administrative mixup has led to God's weakest soldiers receiving His hardest challenges.

Going into the Prayer Room: a line of small cats. Coming OUT of the Prayer Room: a pride of lions.

When you say "goodnight beautiful" and she says goodnight "brother in christ". Over the drawing of a man clutching his glowing, burning chest in heartbreak.

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someone said gospel music is just diss tracks for satan, over a guy leaning into the camera on a bus with a knowing look.

HELLO JESUS.... PUT YOUR SANDALS ON AND COME DOWN HERE IT'S AN EMERGENCY. An elderly woman with a serious face on a cordless phone.

A Grandma had this picture on her mantle because she thought it was Jesus.... Photo of a framed portrait of long-haired, bearded Keanu Reeves beside a cross and a Keep Calm Jesus Loves You sign.

Renaissance Madonna and Child painting with Guy Fieri's grinning face edited onto baby Jesus.

Have you found Jesus? Holy fuck did you guys lose Him again? A man answering the door to two smiling door-to-door evangelists holding a Bible.

Me in heaven: Damn, this place is nice as hell. Angels: As WHAT. A grinning woman leaning in, in the "As what" reaction format.

Where are you going? Heaven or OHIO. 855-FOR-TRUTH, John 3:36. A roadside billboard with Ohio in red over flames where Hell should be.

Hey atheists: if God doesn't exist... then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Christians: 1, Atheists: 0. On a rainbow gradient background.

When the Holy Ghost makes you delete the whole text and just reply with OK, over Mr. Bean squinting with an awkward, unsure face.

The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit labeled around a Trinity triangle: Birkenstock sandals for the Father, toe shoes for the Son and green Crocs for the Holy Spirit.

Tweet: how did they crucify a pea. Quoting a VeggieTales Christmas post, Christmas begins with Jesus! O come, let us adore him, showing baby Jesus as a pea in the manger.

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How is holy water made? You boil the hell out of it. Two cartoon guys in backwards caps talking.

How to catch a CHRISTIAN hiding. A masked killer can't find his victim, calls out GOD IS GOOD!! and the hiding person answers ALL DA TIME.

How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist or just a Capricorn (and if he is, should you break up with him?) by Patricia Carlin. A thrift store book with a $0.99 Goodwill sticker, its title edited.

How women heal from their ex / How men heal from their ex. Both panels show the same photo of hands folded in prayer on a Holy Bible.

How you look trying to hide sin from God. Over a photo of a man in a hi-vis shirt hiding behind a thin wooden post.

Tweet: -arriving in hell- me: omg it's you! i'm a huge fan of your eggs. the devil:

shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion. A painting of Jesus carrying the cross, with Veronica's veil bearing his face circled in red.

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus! Fat Free Eucharists. A chip-style snack bag full of communion wafers.

I HATE THIS CHURCH... -SATAN, on a Central Lutheran Church sign surrounded by pink rhododendrons.

Text: I need. I need god. I have 3 boy. Help me. I need job

"I pray in tongues" "You gossip in English". Woman yelling at the cat meme, with a screaming woman pointing and a white cat at a dinner table.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I find my vape in my bed every 8 minutes. Edited cover of a vintage Devotionals for Teens book.

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If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Smoke Crack Without Burning My Lips? Devotionals for Teens, by Rickety Cricket. A parody teen devotional book cover.

Tweet: If his name starts with "J" he's probably Satan. Reply from a Jesus Christ parody account: I literally died for your sins

Tweet: If we're all children of God, and Jesus was God's only son, then according to the Bible, that means the rest of us are all daughters. RIP Alpha Males.

Tweet: Stop leaving y'all kids round them extra old folks... I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said.... If the lord see fit, 6 in May.

John Lennon: "Imagine there's no heaven" God: "Imagine there's no John Lennon" Photo of John Lennon above a classical painting of God the Father in the clouds.

Tweet: I'm in my Bible girl era (cutting off men's hair in their sleep and talking to serpents)

HE IS RISEN, shouted by the inhaling seagull: a seagull winding up its breath, then screeching in a glowing red close-up.

Oh wow, so you're into eastern spirituality too? Oh yeah, big time! A tie-dyed girl by a Buddha statue asks, and a boy surrounded by Eastern Orthodox icons and a cross answers.

it's literally just regular water... about a bottle of holy water. Shiny rock! Shiny rock! about a pile of crystals. A pink-haired cartoon girl, unimpressed then ecstatic.

Jerry Springer already causing trouble in the afterlife... "Let's bring out Mary's husband, Joseph." Jerry Springer with his microphone edited into a painting of Jesus and God the Father.

Jesus after lifting my sins. 100% GAIN. A Last Supper painting of Jesus edited with huge bodybuilder muscles and a tank top.

Tweet from a Jesus Christ parody account: I've spoken with Satan and We're excited to announce a new feature in Hell: endless streaming of Maroon 5 live performances

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Jesus: u should carve the turkey, Judas. Judas: ok but why me? Jesus: ehh, I figured u like to stab things in the back. The Last Supper with a roast turkey on the table.

Jesus... *breaks bread This is my body *pours wine This is my blood *cuts life into pieces This is my last resort

TRUST THE PROCESS over a painting of a bloodied Jesus carrying the cross.

Tweet from The Dad: Jesus: I don't wanna stay with Mary and Joseph this weekend. God: you know the deal, you can live here with me but Christmas & Easter you stay with them. Jesus: Christmas and what? God: what

21 trillion unread PRAYERS. *Delete All*, with a Jesus figure holding a coffee mug and leaning over to click on a laptop.

jesus died for ur sins and y'all pray to astrology, with a sweating emoji, over fantasy art of a giant crystal floating above crumbling hands.

Jesus preaching to a crowd: Okay everyone, now listen carefully. I don't want to end up with 4 different versions of this! Over the Sermon on the Mount painting.

Text from Jesus Christ: Don't hit me back talking bout, "I need help" with a peace sign, on a lock screen showing 24 missed calls from Jesus Christ.

LOOK!! I DON'T CARE IF I'M A FEW HUNDRED YEARS LATE! THIS IS MY SECOND COMING AND IT WILL BE PERFECT!! Cartoon of Jesus in a salon chair in heaven as angels curl his hair and do his makeup.

"Jesus I only deserve a spoonful of Your everlasting love, forgiveness and infinite mercy." Jesus: a man holding up a giant oversized spoon.

Tweet: never turn your back on him. A Wordle screenshot with JESUS guessed in all six rows, finally turning green on the last try.

Jesus: I am the bread of life. Roman Soldiers: Let's get this bread. Jesus: Wait no. Above a Byzantine mosaic of Christ.

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Tweet: [jesus dying on the cross] please... make a tv show where vegetables talk about me

Do care. Did ask. Plus I love you, over a picture of a smiling Jesus with open arms.

When you die and Jesus shows you a list of all the edgy memes you shared: (chuckles) I'm in danger. Jesus holds a long scroll of memes next to Ralph Wiggum on a bench.

This parking spot is SAVED! A Sacred Heart Jesus statue with arms raised stands in a cleared snowy parking space on a city street.

Tweet: Jesus pulling Matthew mark luke and John to the Side and being like you guys are the big dogs

Cop: what's in the bottle? Lady: just some water. Cop: ma'am that's wine. Lady: OMG. jesus did it again.

Tweet: Jesus: [holding up bread] this is my flesh. Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything

Bro.... spoilers. A painting of Jesus wearing a cross necklace, with the cross circled in red.

Jesus when Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff comes on, over a painting of Jesus overturning the money changers' tables in the temple.

*Jesus picks up bread* this is my body *Jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *Jesus picks up guitar* this is how you remind me. Over a painting of Jesus playing an electric guitar.

I already told you! I ain't gonna turn your water into pumpkin spice latte! A painting of Jesus walking away from a woman kneeling and pleading at his robe.

Jesus's Brother, Bryan Christ. Turns water into cold Coors Light. A long-haired, goateed man's mugshot-style portrait with a glowing halo in an oval frame.

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Do it, the angels said, it would be so slay. Over a painting of Joan of Arc in armor.

When your girl gets pregnant "from the lord" but when your child is born, 3 dudes that you've never seen show up with gifts for the baby. A painting of Mary talking to a skeptical Joseph stroking his beard.

Tweet: Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.

Me waiting for the Bible 2 to release, over four pictures of Kermit the Frog waiting wistfully: fishing, sitting on a rock, by the sea and at a rainy window.

Tweet: Meanwhile, during my children's baptism into the Catholic church... Priest: Do you renounce Satan and all his works? My 5yo son: *scrunching up his face* Sometimes.

Tweet: Don't laugh but when I was little and it was pouring outside I thought that God and Satan were fighting so I used to get my belt and hit the ground so I could help the Lord out

Tweet: Just found out one of our kids at church has been thinking and praying all this time that God's name is Howard. As in, "Howard be thy name."

A Last Supper painting topped with an Instagram stories bar: Your Story (Jesus), John, Judas, James and Thomas.

When you laugh at something you shouldn't have so you pre-book your place in hell, over a medieval painting of a saint writing in a ledger beside a demon.

Cousin: "Sorry, I'm gonna have to leave dinner a little early" Me: "...just like Judas" #thanksgivingclapback, over Kobe Bryant sitting back with a knowing look.

Yea lemme get the Last Supper fade, over the back of a man's head with Da Vinci's The Last Supper shaved into his hair.

Tweet: lent was beating his ass :( over Kramskoi's painting Christ in the Desert, showing a weary Jesus sitting alone on a rock.

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Tweet: Some of you could use a little less "skincare" and a little more "mortification of the flesh in Christ's name"!!!!!

Tweet: When I'm being given my day and my daily bread: (heart eyes, star struck, money face). When I'm being forgiven, my trespasses: (party emojis). When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: (mask, unamused, vomiting face)

Are You There, God? It's-A-Me! Mario! A blue T-shirt with Mario kneeling in prayer.

this mf paid for salvation. Martin Luther points at a mannequin with Johann Tetzel's portrait and a blue verified checkmark for a head, in the pointing mannequin meme format.

Tweet: Mary: My due date is on Christmas. Joseph: What's Christma— you're pregnant?!

I don't know where I'm going but I know my intuition will protect me. A large Virgin Mary statue strapped into an airplane seat with a seatbelt.

MARYS EVERYTHING HES JUST JOSEPH, on a Lutheran church marquee sign.

SATAN, YOU SAID I WOULDN'T GET THROUGH THIS. GOD DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE, over Maury Povich reading lie detector results.

Pentecostals of Santa Fe church sign: MAURY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND YOUR FATHER

Me in heaven. God: you're about to get your wings. Me: garlic Parmesan or honey bbq? God: get out

Excuse us sirs, do you have a moment? We'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ. Sure. What would you like to know? Two young Mormon missionaries pose above a photo of a smiling cardinal surrounded by Dominican friars.

Tweet: Moses: y'all it's right around the corner let's dip. Egypt (pin) to the promised land (pin), (40 year walk).

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Moses, stop it! A cartoon of two old bearded men fishing, where one has parted the river so the other's line dangles over dry ground.

ME TRYING TO STUDY GOD'S WORD TO GROW IN CHRIST. MY FBI AGENT READING ALONG NOW CONVICTED OF HIS SIN. Smiling Hide the Pain Harold, then crying Jordan in an FBI cap at a computer.

My Guardian Angel after a day of looking after me... Over a photo of a weary old man with wings and a halo, holding a cigarette and pouring a glass of red wine.

MY MOM'S PRAYERS pulling the strings of SAINT ANTHONY'S MAGICAL FIND STUFF POWERS. The Jonathan Taylor Thomas puppet-master poster: a kid on a red armchair working a businessman marionette.

Most of the new arrivals seem incapable of conversation. They just stare at their hands in despair. A cartoon of angels in heaven watching newcomers look down at empty hands where their phones used to be.

Nice gospel but I ain't readin all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened. Over a photo of an open Bible in front of a white cross.

Noah bringing fish onto the ark so they won't drown in the flood. A man carries a large fish inside a sealed, water-filled tube with a handle and pressure gauge.

Post: Non-denominational ways to respond to a sneeze - "Stop" - "That was really annoying" - "I hate when you do that" - "wow"

None for me, thanks. I take full responsibility for my sinful behavior. A man politely declining a zodiac astrology wheel.

me every day in my ferocious pursuit of both worldly pleasures and complete union with God, over a photo of a nun in sunglasses sipping a Monster energy drink and scrolling her iPhone in the stands.

When you finish the Gospel according to Matthew and turn to the next page: oh, hi mark. Tommy Wiseau in The Room.

Open your bibles to psalm... BODY ONCE tOld mE. A smiling young priest, then the same priest distorted and deep-fried in red.

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remember you are dust, over a smiling close-up of Paris Hilton.

Tumblr: theyre just standing around holding hell sign but snoopy is trying to stop them but his voice is wavering and he is in pain and he doesnt know how much longer he can go on. Peanuts kids hold H-E-L-L signs as Snoopy adds O.

Photos atheists can't explain, over a close-up of an otter with its eyes closed and paws pressed together as if praying.

Tweet: We should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him. Reply: I think you just invented Christianity

IMAGINE COMPOSING POLYPHONIC MUSIC That offends the LORD with lascivious harmonies and the uncouth mingling of voices. This meme was made by monophonic gang. Over a medieval drawing of monks singing from a choirbook.

Lmao thanks fam it worked. A YouTube comment from Pope Francis under a video titled How to Become Pope, with a cartoon papal mitre and staff thumbnail.

friend, handing me the aux: please just don't....don't play that again its been years— me: Pope Francis elevating a Twilight DVD like the Eucharist.

Pretty much every bug goes to heaven. They don't ever sin and they die after like two days, tops. It's basically floor-to-ceiling ants and spiders up there. And there's no way to squish them because they're already dead. Over a photo of a smiling, waving Pope Francis.

SWAG: Saint Who Adores God. Spelled out next to Pope John Paul II waving and holding his crucifix staff.

Popeyes: He has risen to eat this chicken. Try our Suck It, Satan combo: 6 chicken breasts, 6 holy waters, 6 sins forgiven. Just $6.66. A fake ad of Pope Francis holding a tray of fried chicken.

Tweet: Prayed over the 8-piece Chick-Fil-A nugget I bought, then opened the box and found 12 nuggets. This is my testimony.

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Tweet: Do u ever mention someone in ur prayers then u feel bad for not mentioning other people then suddenly ur including the whole population

Tweet: youre going to confession and the priest keeps saying "cringe" under his breath while youre mid sentence

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. A pun printed on a white T-shirt.

Tweet: Proverbs is like if God had a Twitter. Reply: Psalms is just David's Mixtape

A Catholic afterlife diagram: Earthly life leads to Heaven for souls purified before death, to Ohio for souls needing purification, and to Florida for souls with mortal sins.

Quick Animal Facts: Most sharks do not attend church. Over a photo of a great white shark swimming in blue water.

Tweet: they found a raccoon in the local church guzzling down communion wine, having already eaten all the jesus crackers and guess what? that raccoon is now 85% jesus by body weight and therefore is holier than anybody else in town

I made a new friend. Real or Jesus? Jesus. Donnie Darko scenes with a God Is Not Real account pasted in as the new friend.

Reject modernity: Pickle Rick Miracle Seltzer. Embrace tradition: Veggie Tales Larry the Cucumber Plastic Water Sports Bottle.

REMEMBER YOU ARE DUST. Over a photo of a white-faced opossum wearing a pink felt flower costume.

I'M NOT THE STEP DAD I'M JUST THE DAD THAT STEPPED UP. A painting of the Holy Family with Joseph edited to wear this black T-shirt beside Mary and young Jesus.

What am I doing for Easter? Same as Jesus. Going out Friday and coming back Monday, over a 1960s photo of a glamorous redhead.

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Tweet: accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

Tweet: Saying "the body of Christ" each time I give my dog a cracker

when you go to watch all the criminals getting crucified and you see the guy who built your table. A startled man does a double take in front of a desert background.

god grant me the serenity to gaslight the things i cannot change, the girboss to change the things i can, and the wisdom to gatekeep the difference

She's a Christian. She's a Christian gamer. She's a Christian gamer and likes memes. She's a Christian gamer, loves memes & sings on the worship team, with Vince McMahon getting more excited in each panel.

Sign: Warning: All shoplifters are being watched by God.

Me showing God my memes and explaining how I was trying to save Humanity. Peter Jackson showing pages to Ian McKellen as Gandalf the White on the Lord of the Rings set.

How to recognize when Jesus has been in your grocery store. A store shelf sign reading water hangs over rows of wine bottles.

Tell them I'm working in mysterious ways yo, says Jesus while fast asleep under a blanket.

Text: Hey! It was fun seeing you at small group last night! We should hang out sometime. Reply: heyy yeah it was cool. sorry but I'm dating Jesus. glad to have you as a brother in Christ though. Haha, yeah, for sure.

Sorry sir this is a Christian server so no swearing, beside a buff, muscular Winnie the Pooh.

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Catholics... Are you okay? Catalog ad for St. Anthony with Removable Infant Jesus: remove the infant Jesus from his arms, store him in the base and return him to St. Anthony when he delivers what you long for.

THE PATRON SAINT OF COPYING PEOPLE ON EMAIL IS ST FRANCIS OF A CC, over a painting of St Francis of Assisi in prayer.

Tweet: star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?

stop asking jesus to take the wheel, cars didn't exist 2000 years ago he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. Jesus in a driver's seat: I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared.

Stop using Anti-Catholic language. Instead of: Catholics worship Mary, Catholics worship statues, Catholicism contradicts the Bible, Catholics think the Pope is perfect, Catholics believe in earned salvation. Say: I don't understand Catholic theology.

Tweet: The gap in my resume? That was where He carried me

Lawsuits against God: In 1970, Arizonan lawyer Russel T. Tansie filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary, Betty Penrose, blaming God's "negligence" for a lightning strike on her house. When God "failed to turn up in court", Penrose won by default. Wikipedia screenshot.

This is my Body-ody-ody-ody, in blackletter over a Last Supper painting with Megan Thee Stallion's face pasted onto Jesus holding the bread.

A toddler with a pacifier reaches up with a tissue to wipe the tears of a weeping Virgin Mary in a medieval painting shown on a TV screen.

trash pope has found your sin unforgivable, over a photo of a raccoon wearing a papal mitre at night.

Tweet: happy easter to all!!! #shoutout to Jesus for takin one for the team.... haha. A reposted Travis Kelce tweet from 2010, marked This post has been deleted.

Tumblr: i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine"... so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty... but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated. Reply: God in the Garden of Eden

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A phone held up in a church pew with Shazam open and Listening, trying to identify the hymn during a service in front of stained glass windows.

Tweet: WHEN I DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN I REALLY HOPE GOD DOESN'T MAKE ME WATCH A VINE COMPILATION OF ALL MY SINS

Tweet: A virgin birth I can believe. But finding three wise men? Together?

I had no idea you could buy this, I've been just using God, over a photo of bags of packing peanuts labeled Void fill.

Voldemort: I beat death! Jesus, from The Passion of the Christ: That's cute

We are all dogs in God's hot car. A hand holds a black bumper sticker with the slogan, decorated with angel wings and a halo.

WHAT'S MY BIG THREE??? UHM THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT over an astrology birth chart.

When the Bible kills off your favorite character. Then brings Him back. A man crying, then the same man grinning in gold sunglasses.

When you accidentally write to Satan instead of Santa. Over a vintage Christmas card of Krampus with a pitchfork hauling children away in a basket on a sled.

WHO DID THIS, over a spiral galaxy with a row of crying-laughing emojis.

WHOEVER STOLE OUR AC UNITS KEEP ONE IT IS HOT WHERE YOURE GOING, on a Baptist church sign.

Why are Protestant memes so weak? 2,382,000,000 views. A YouTube thumbnail of three boys on a couch wearing a papal tiara, an Orthodox bishop's crown and a black veil, surrounded by icons.

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Tweet: Why people leave things in Jesus hands, knowing he got holes in them is beyond me..

Why Won't God Blow Up The Sun? ...do my prayers mean nothing to him? A fake children's book cover with a sad cartoon bunny drawing a rocket and a smiling sun at a desk.

Tweet from dril: wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this

Just to be perfectly clear. These gifts are for your Birthday AND Christmas. A speech bubble from one of the Magi presenting gifts to Mary and baby Jesus in a nativity painting.

Women with astrology: He is such a Leo. I hate Leos. Yass. Men with astrology: The stars have spoken. A great King is born in Bethlehem of Judaea. We shall travel there at once and offer Him gifts. The men are the Magi in a Byzantine mosaic.

Tweet: when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible

Ahh you have "anxiety"? Have you tried going to church and worshipping the Lord dumbass? Over a wooden stave church in the woods.

People ask me: "Do I need the Holy Spirit to go to heaven?" Bruh, you need the Holy Spirit to go to Wal-Mart.

Tweet: You're in his dms I'm in his prayers

Tweet: (youth pastor voice) Do you understand why we stan Jesus? Well, here's the tea... He went off on that cross so that your sins would be cancelled. Does that snatch your wig? Over a photo of a young man in denim speaking into a mic.

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